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With “Baracknophobia” and “Barack the vote”, I believed it was my time to come up with some rad puns to put on t-shirts, coasters, and toasters. Here’s some I jotted down in no order.

McLame

Obamination

Biden my time (possible brilliant t-shirt)

Barack my socks off (incredible)

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Happy Birthday

The clock just hit midnight so that means that I’m 24 years old, which gives me a chance to tell you the list of 24 things I haven’t done, but really would like to.

24. Witness a 76ers championship.

23. Enjoy a soccer game on TV.

22. Get paid by adsense (click those ads over there).

21. Go to Australia and chug Foster’s.

20. Learn one of those joke languages: French, Spanish, or Yiddish (most preferred).

19. Get in a rough and rowdy fight.

18. Fly a plane or helicopter.

17. Live in Brussels briefly, like 6 weeks or 23 days.

16. Deliver my opinions to lots of people who I’ve never met.

15. See a Risk game finished.

14. See Keanu Reeves and Alex Winters pair back up for a film.

Bill and Ted's Gnarly IRS Audit

13. Interview someone dope, not on dope.

12. Stuplex someone other than Stu.

11. Get thanked in the liner notes of a CD or mentioned even in passing in a book.

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When it rains as it sometimes does, I like to do things like watch “Remember the Titans” or another heartwarming sports movie or crochet a trenchcoat. However, there are plenty of things I don’t like doing, here are some. Of my choices, some are related to the fact that its raining, while others deal with things I don’t want to do if I end up stuck inside.

17. Wear flip-flops.

16. Learn about a card catalog (i.e. Dewey Decimal system).

15. Build a non-waterproof arc.

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The week of March 28th:
children that I made cry: 2.5¹
buses I took to get to Wuchang: 2
birthdays of people I know: 2
jeans I bought for no reason: 3
times I sat down during class: 2
needn’ts I received: 2²

1: a boy was red in the face and near tears from yelling “Let me try” for about 15 minutes while I refused to call on him
2: needn’ts originally came from Rebecca, however, our tenure together has come to and end and I now must pine for them (needn’ts) from Lily and I don’t expect it to happen too often.

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this will be part of a continuing series on reality shows that i’d like to see, but I’m not sure it will actually happen anytime soon.

the real wild wild west: this show places men, women, and children of all ages in a hollywood-designed accurate wild west town. they will be divided into competitions by gender then age, of course signing full waivers for their life for the opportunity of being in such a golden age of time. the show will have horse riding competitions and many others that will be worked out soon; however, the important one being the ultimate showdown. this is where the waiver comes into play.

photo borrowed from Avant Gardenias

the winner of the real wild wild west will become the proud owner of a saloon, holster, and nightmares from killing the competition.

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