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I’m making a groundbreaking move to Brooklyn, NY next week and the most important thing I was told to have ready was a pair of skinny jeans. It was suggested as a necessary by some friends, while some suggested against it.

I decided to give it a try. I went to the Levi’s Outlet store at a nearby mall and asked the woman working about 511 jeans, the “Skinny” fit. She walked me over towards the meager Men’s rack while telling me that they didn’t have much in the Men’s section, but she was an avid converter of dudes to girl’s skinny jeans.

I let her walk me to the girl’s section where we looked at some different finishes and she chose me a size 5 and a 7. I picked up a pair of 514s (slim straight) in the men section and headed to the fitting room. Starting with the men’s, I tried on and succeeded to find a well-fitting pair. Then I tried the 5, thinking that I’m smaller than that (I think I am). When it got stuck on my calf, I moved to the bigger ones and they also stuck on my calf and I now have body image issues because I’m a cow.

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To start, have you said “rad” yet today?

Anyway, Girl Talk is a pretty popular dude right now. A former desk jockey in Pittsburgh, I’m pretty sure he’s quit his day job because he’s in high demand.

His third LP dropped about 2 months ago and if you need a background, he is a mashup DJ. He is the mashup DJ, if you ask me. He crams samples and tracks into 1 song better than Pert Plus crams conditioner into their shampoo. His last album took a noticeable change as he said that he wanted to let key samples stretch out a bit more than they have in Night Ripper and Unstoppable.

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I just decided to check what would happen if I googled my name.

Would I find this blog? No, I didn’t. I guess that could be because I never mention my full name on here, but maybe not. What am I missing on my climb to the top of my own name ladder.

I was able to find my LinkedIn profile and my old site that shouldn’t exist anymore. (I’m not sure why it is up still). Also, I found this band Perfect Lee Frank. They are a Australian band and that is their myspace. You can hear them here. You should love them, a lot or a little.

What are the top results for your name? Anything really funny?

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How did I get that lovely card? Well I can tell you that for sure.

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I have no incredible stories for you today, however, I believe I can tell you about some free stuff I have found.

Do you ever wonder why going to a film is so costly? I often wonder this and as I am moving to NY very soon and movie tickets there are about $12.50. I found this website, Film Metro, that holds screenings in major cities for FREE before movies debut.

Movies like The Rocker, Disaster Movie, Traitor and Ghost Town are all movies available right now. All you gotta do is sign up, which takes a minute and they sent you downloadable and printable tickets.

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The gold medal for restaurant naming translating errors goes to this place. Take a look at that place. What food would you order at a place that didn’t realize that their English name was pointing to an error that Google Translate or Babblefish made. It’s classic bad engrish.

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Happy Birthday

The clock just hit midnight so that means that I’m 24 years old, which gives me a chance to tell you the list of 24 things I haven’t done, but really would like to.

24. Witness a 76ers championship.

23. Enjoy a soccer game on TV.

22. Get paid by adsense (click those ads over there).

21. Go to Australia and chug Foster’s.

20. Learn one of those joke languages: French, Spanish, or Yiddish (most preferred).

19. Get in a rough and rowdy fight.

18. Fly a plane or helicopter.

17. Live in Brussels briefly, like 6 weeks or 23 days.

16. Deliver my opinions to lots of people who I’ve never met.

15. See a Risk game finished.

14. See Keanu Reeves and Alex Winters pair back up for a film.

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13. Interview someone dope, not on dope.

12. Stuplex someone other than Stu.

11. Get thanked in the liner notes of a CD or mentioned even in passing in a book.

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