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So to be honest, the title suggests that my rhymes are an attack on something or someone. However, that is pretty far from the truth. I’d describe this rap as an explanation of my weekend that includes some of my best friends and favorite places. So please enjoy.

Five flowers rolling deep in a paddle boat
I’ve taught lessons on cock, cod, and goat
By 5pm, I’m booked for the weekend
Chinese and American, I’ve got so many friend

We roll down the river on the 721
Stopping by York just to have some fun
Sugar is crazy, he says “F***ing American”
He’s got an ugly dog and kid under 21

11pm marks the move to Soho
Dance on stage for free some mojo
I don’t think mojo means booze
However, it does when I choose Read the rest of this entry »

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I felt the need to post this. In reaction to my raps, which have been lacking recently, Linda began to write her own hot jams. Linda, you may remember from Colette and my individual posts describing her as crazy and great, has written two raps now and this is the 2nd one:

yo yo yo yo (Colette’s nick name in the here)
For five flowers
Colette is owl, Linda is panda, Lee is ape, Steven is turtle, John is polar bear. we are super idol in the facebook and bai bu ting and river bank

why why why why
for the no reasons, for the facebook, for the gmail, for the QQ

yeah yeah yeah
wo hen wu liao is LEE favorite Chinese sentence

Dui Dui Dui
ni jing tian you kong ma ? is Colette ’s favorite sentence Read the rest of this entry »

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